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Trail Blazer: Still in the Game...
For the first time in my life I feel completely inadequate in the dating scene. I’ve been divorced for seven months now and alone for even longer. This is the longest I’ve ever gone without being in a...
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Sex Deal Breaker
I just got home from date number eight with Trail Blazer! No single man has made it past date number five since I’ve been divorced!! So yeah, a part of me is pretty excited about this. The analytical...
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Emotionally Connection = Penis Pleasure
My first overnight with Trail Blazer proved to be an unexpected surprise and a real eye opener. We arrived in the White Mountains Friday night. It was dark and stormy, but we decided to venture out,...
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Taking Chances
I was worried, as I imagine some women are after they sleep with a man for the first time, if and how it was going to change our relationship. Would he ever want to talk to me again? Did he consider...
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Falling into a Brighter Future
It’s a dreary fall evening. I’m bundled up in a fleece lined hoodie, watching my enormous black cat watch the world churning outside with enormous green cat eyes. The house is quiet. My room mate is...
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The Littlest Pee Cup
As most of you have heard, I’ve found a fella that makes me very happy. It’s been just over two months and we’ve decided to take our first serious step. STD testing!!! Enter smut alert here…. We’ve...
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Trojans vrs. Lifestyles
Well the results came in and my vagina is as healthy as I thought!! Trail Blazer also produced a clean bill of health and we have moved forward into unencumbered sexual encounters!! Seeing I can’t make...
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End of the Trail
And so it goes, all good things must come to an end. Trail Blazer and I hit a dead end on the path we were traveling. It was not a peaceful parting. He told me he loved me and I responded by cramming...
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Paul Bunyan and Babe
I don’t know much, but I do know that the good Lord above has a cruel and unusually sense of humor at times. The Mighty Midget (AKA my former house mate) met some bimbo and ran off into the sunset with...
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Close Encounters and Forbidden Chainsaw Love
The first night I spent with Paul Bunyan was a test on my nerves. I was alone in my home with a man I had met on craigslist. Granted, his references had checked out and his daughter seemed like a...
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Clearing Debris with a Singing Lumberjack
Paul Bunyan has proven himself to be quite handy in the first few weeks he’s been housing with me. So far, together, we have cleared the sun porch of all the scraps pieces of wood and sheets of drywall...
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A Family of Three
The Lumberjack and I have been making good company for each other. He brings a presence to this house that I love and that I find uncomfortable all at once. I find myself connecting with his daughter...
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Confessions of a Butt Smashing Fantasy
Dear Bloggy Nation: I have been keeping something BIG from you!! I am ashamed to admit it, but I can no longer keep it inside. I’ve tried very, very, VERY hard not to circum to temptation and thus far...
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The Rise of the Glass Castle
I found myself drifting alone on a cold, gray ocean in a boat that was small and taking on water. Waves sloshed over the sides of my boat and threatened to capsize it. The back of a large whale rose...
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Those Three Words...
So I did it. Any gal in my position would have been “hard pressed” (pardon the expression) not to have had sexual relations with her smoking hot, heavily ripped, single guy house mate. A gal can only...
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And that's, THE REST OF THE STORY
Alright, alright. Clearly, there is a wide misconception amongst my Bloggy Nation that needs to be cleared up. I will take full responsibility for this, because obviously I was not representing the...
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Brittany Spears, Virgin Mary and the Trojans
As a housekeeping manager at a small seaside resort, I don’t always feel like I have the most glamorous of jobs. However, it is not without its perks. I’ve learned that life is what you make of it and...
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The Level of Awkward
Now some of you may be wondering, what is the level of awkwardness after sleeping with one’s sexy, but hopelessly scattered, house mate? I’m pleased to inform you, it’s not that bad! In fact, if you...
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Passion
I feel your eyes before your presence is detectedMoving toward me from across the shadowsCrescents of light wrapped around silhouetted musclesYour eyes possessed by desire lingerMy skin aches under the...
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Wordy Wednesday: Seagull Management
After a painfully long absence, I have decided to bring back my edition of Wordy Wednesday, featuring newly released slang from Urban Dictionary. First, I select words and phrases from the recently...
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